Special thanks to:
Ben Whitten - Guitar
Karen Parker-Masarone - Vocals

Douchebag

Words & Music by
John Masarone

You thought you had me 
and fooled everyone 
You son of the top gun 

You hardly know a heart or a soul 
You think you are so 

You know no limits you know no shame 
You think you're the boss 
You're at a loss 

and a douchebag 

You are pathetic 
A narcissistic jerk 
A piece of work 

You think it's your money 
You think you have fame 
but it is so funny because you're so lame 

and a douchebag 

You think the world's for you 
but you don't have a clue 

Everyone knows you are such a prick 
They won't say it 
but you are a dick 

and a douchebag 

You think the world's for you 
but you don't have a clue 
In eighteen years I have done a great job 
but you are a menace and your shit must stop! 

If I could can you 
you would be gone 
Until that day comes here is my song 

you're a douchebag